True opulence requires money, lots of money. And there's an opulence of stupidity that only the rich can attain. Now, I'm not Bill Gates or Paul McCartney, I'm not that cheap or stoned, respectively, but I'm rich by Greenfield standards, and I'm rich enough to take my stupidity to another level. I've done that.

My Mini Cooper wouldn't start. It was in my garage but it wouldn't start. So, I just got into another one of my cars, the VW (I have three cars, all pink, none of them expensive, but it's still rich and stupid to have 3 cars if none are on blocks), and drove to work. I sent an email to Glenn and Blaire saying that my car wouldn't start.

So, my support staff went to work and the next day there was a big trailer and they were pulling my car onto it and taking it to the Mini dealer to make sure that Penn's car was all fixed up and ready to go.

They called today.

It was out of gas.

What more do you need to know about me and my success?

Penn

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