| Opulently Stupid Penn - 7/28/03
True opulence requires
money, lots of money. And there's an opulence of stupidity
that only the rich can attain. Now, I'm not Bill Gates or
Paul McCartney, I'm not that cheap or stoned, respectively,
but I'm rich by Greenfield standards, and I'm rich enough
to take my stupidity to another level. I've done that.
My Mini Cooper wouldn't start. It was in my garage but it
wouldn't start. So, I just got into another one of my cars,
the VW (I have three cars, all pink, none of them expensive,
but it's still rich and stupid to have 3 cars if none are
on blocks), and drove to work. I sent an email to Glenn
and Blaire saying that my car wouldn't start.
So, my support staff went to work and the next day there
was a big trailer and they were pulling my car onto it and
taking it to the Mini dealer to make sure that Penn's car
was all fixed up and ready to go.
They called today.
It was out of gas.
What more do you need to know about me and my success?