|Haggis Penn - 2/11/03
We had our best Bullet guy ever! A man raised his hand and when I asked him if he knew guns he said in a thick brogue (is that right for Scottish?) - "Ai!." We invited him up on stage and up he came. He was in his late 60's and wearing a kilt with the little bag in front and everything. Yup, he was in full Scottish drag. His name was Kenny. Now, the P&T rule is we NEVER comment on things about audience members (women with big breasts know it) and it couldn't have worked better. Not a comment not a take, we were right on the script. His voice was wonderful, and he checked everything carefully and the kilt gave him an odd authority. When I asked him to draw something on the casing, he drew a haggis. I didn't see it, but it still killed me and it killed Teller. Robbie said there must be a stereotype convention in town. He was great. Just perfect. Man, doing this show can be fun.