| Acrylic Penn - 12/04/01
"The World's Slowest Drag Queen"
has taken the next big step. I now have acrylic nails.
All of them. For a while it was just the red, but I've
gone all the way. They're clicking as I type. They are
beautiful. They are strong. They are weapons that I can
take on the airplane. I feel bionic. They aren't all red,
that's still just one, but they aren't quite human color
either. This is the future. But, more amazing. I brought
Teller and Jonesy along with me. To a little immigrant
place by the airport. All three of us got it done. Jonesy
tried to record an album and the clicking of his
fingernails ruined the session, so, he's getting them filed
down (but not removed). Teller isn't sure. Man, it feels
weird, but I can do card tricks, I can type. I have to
check out how they are for bass, and well, you know, a few
other things, but I think I'm swinging with them. So there.