Excite Articles
- Donate My Organs, Cremate My Laptop, May 1, 1997
- I'm Still Trouncing my $9.99 Cribbage Program, July 1, 1997
- We've Got Some Money Comin' Back, July 15, 1997
- Jodie Foster's CONTACT--For Carl?, August 1, 1997
- Watch My Mouth, August 15, 1997
- Flame On!, September 1, 1997
- The Least I Can Do--Really, September 15, 1997
- Listen to Me, I Can't Hear You, October 1, 1997
- Free Celebrity Nudes!, October 15, 1997
- Why Must the Show Go On?, November 1, 1997
- Why People Believe Weird Things, November 15, 1997
- Oh, We Internet Columnists, We're Just Crazy, December 1, 1997
- True Love, January 15, 1998
Unpublished drafts
The Penn Jillette columns
1994
- I'm Sick of Writing about This PC-Computing v7, n11 (Nov, 1994)
- Media Jammin PC-Computing v7, n10 (Oct, 1994)
- alt.fan.gutenberg. PC-Computing v7, n9 (Sept, 1994):352.
- Tolls for thee? PC-Computing v7, n8 (August, 1994):320.
- I'm a virtual star. PC-Computing v7, n7 (July, 1994):312.
- Remember Tonya? PC-Computing v7, n6 (June, 1994):366.
- Did I disable five security measures or six? PC-Computing v7, n5 (May, 1994):306.
- I'll bet it's your damn Thurman unit again! PC-Computing v7, n4 (April, 1994):310.
- Shhh! Be vewy quiet - I'm hunting Luddites. PC-Computing v7, n3 (March, 1994):340.
- Satisfaction - one foot in the grave. (buying new computers less frequently) PC-Computing v7, n2 (Feb, 1994):336.
- Will radio mail really change my life? PC-Computing v7, n1 (Jan, 1994):364.
1993
- Billy Idol: learning to type in cyberspace. PC-Computing v6, n12 (Dec, 1993):506.
- At last, here's the math behind encryption. PC-Computing v6, n11 (Nov, 1993):546.
- Subterranean Clipper chip blues. PC-Computing v6, n10 (Oct, 1993):468.
- Internet: president (at) whitehouse.gov. PC-Computing v6, n9 (Sept, 1993):450.
- Get involved! Send me your ASCII. PC-Computing v6, n8 (August, 1993):356.
- Business class, first class, or faraday cage? (computers on airplanes) PC-Computing v6, n7 (July, 1993):336.
- I Want More Bias--And Less News PC-Computing v6, n6 (June, 1993).
- More bandwidth equals entertainment. PC-Computing v6, n5 (May, 1993):324.
- An apology for last year's trick: we printed a phony ad that got us in a lot of trouble. We're really sorry, swear to God. PC-Computing v6, n4 (April, 1993):332.
- First ever: real info on the back page. PC-Computing v6, n3 (March, 1993):318.
- It's not really stealing, because it's me. PC-Computing v6, n2 (Feb, 1993):412.
- A brief history of time: the column. PC-Computing v6, n1 (Jan, 1993):358.
1992
- Oh, those poor kids of destruction. (Masters of Disaster computer hackers) PC-Computing v5, n12 (Dec, 1992):464.
- Finally - neatness doesn't count. PC-Computing v6, n11 (Nov, 1992):472.
- Mr. Television wants to be Mr. CRT. PC-Computing v5, n10 (Oct, 1992):420.
The Micro Mephisto columns
- Agrippa--One Shot to Download Dad PC-Computing v5, n9 (Sept, 1992).
- I heart my dog's head. PC-Computing v5, n8 (August, 1992):418.
- I'm not afraid of computer games. PC-Computing v5, n7 (July, 1992):402.
- Virtual reality - it's just very good TV. PC-Computing v5, n6 (June, 1992):446.
- Don't call us, we'll type to you. PC-Computing v5, n5 (May, 1992):438.
- This April Fool's Day - I'm on Your Side PC-Computing v5, n4 (April, 1992) (and the accompanying April Fool's Phone)
- OK, I'm in the pig power structure. PC-Computing v5, n3 (March, 1992):338.
- We're all going to burn in hell. PC-Computing v5, n2 (Feb, 1992):372.
- Which came first, the chicken or the egg? PC-Computing v5, n1 (Jan, 1992):374.
1991
- 'Computer expert' cracks Dead Sea Scrolls. PC-Computing v4, n12 (Dec, 1991):430.
- Hey, hey, new age, get off of my cloud. PC-Computing v4, n11 (Nov, 1991):448.
- The Toaster versus all-gray TV. (Video Toaster image processing system) PC-Computing v4, n10 (Oct, 1991):368.
- The computer takes on pro wrestling... PC-Computing v4, n9 (Sept, 1991):352.
- Nerds unite! Change your prompts; you're already a nerd, so you might as well have a cute prompt. PC-Computing v4, n8 (August, 1991):288.
- I spent an evening with a grain of salt. PC-Computing v4, n7 (July, 1991):282.
- Lizard King meets SideKick Prince. PC-Computing v4, n6 (June, 1991):320.
- Call me middle-age computer crazy. PC-Computing v4, n5 (May, 1991):272.
- Spell-checking will be our savior. PC-Computing v4, n4 (April, 1991):250.
- I can be (and have been) bought. PC-Computing v4, n3 (March, 1991):308.
- Prying eyes in the friendly skies. PC-Computing v4, n2 (Feb, 1991):268.
- This joke could send you to prison. PC-Computing v4, n1 (Jan, 1991):266.
1990
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